Funny humour revisited :)

"GADHE KEE PECHHE EK AUR GADHE, USKE PECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PECHHE SARA DESH" << Hindi loving teacher in an English School trying to make the students learn the spelling of "ASSASSINATION (ASS - ASS - I - NATION)".

NISA FOOTBALL CLUB LOST TO UNITED SIKKIM

Manipur State league champion's NISA Football Club lost to newly formed United Sikkim in the ongoing 2nd division Group A league match. John D. Meyongr scores 2 goals at 30’ and 52’ during the stipulated times. This is the first defeat for NISA in the ongoing competition.
 After 5^th edition of professional league, many football fans of these sporting states will be expecting better result from various professional club of the state. This defeat raises serious questions on the quality of professional club in Manipur. Are they prepared to meet the challenges of quality opponents coming up in the different parts of the country?

REMINISCENCE

Thought I knew you are the one,

always believe am not the type for you,

tried to have a conversation with my interest only,

end up knowing someone else through thyself,

couldn't make myself visible,

years passed being unnoticed.

          Hours turn into days,

          days turn into months,

          months turn into years,

          your thoughts maketh me miserable,

          tried to make myself at peace,

          making myself being something else,

          days seems to pass by so fine,

          years passed being unnoticed.

WAKE UP

Sitting here all alone,
drowning in the darkness of dark nights,
knowing how deep I've got myself into.
I used to be someone I know myself to be,
when did the darkness of comfort swept me away,
All I have been doing,
puff by puff,
smoking my youth and dreams,
wondering where I've reached.
I need to let go of the golden nuts,
and look for a guiding star.
I gotta know myself again.

World Head Injury Awareness Day, 20th March, 2011

                “Every year more than 5% of the people around the world get serious brain injury due to accident or fall....”

How to prevent head injury?

•  Always wear a seat belt in a motor vehicle and use appropriate child safety seat.
• Never drive under the influence of alcohol and drugs.
•  Always wear a helmet while driving a two wheeler, while participating in contact sports, when horseback riding.

Fall prevention methods:

• Use the rails on the stairways, provide adequate lighting, place bars on windows, sit on safe stools, do not place obstacles in walking pathways.

Gun safety:

• Keep guns locked in a cabinet, store guns unloaded and ammunition apart from guns.